Score: 3

"Lessons From Excite Bike"

submission: Adrenaline Challenge!

date: November 9, 2005

Here's what they knew back in 1984.
1. Due to the combined weight of the motorbike and rider, rotation isn't that that easy. This is reflected in real life riders who don't flip often, if at all. Cause they have "momentum" to deal with when they weight more that eight pounds.
2. The bike has a bottom, a bottom to the chasie. You should be draged out into the street and shot for allowing flat ground to impale you.
3. Only the the back tire actualy moves the bike forward. They don't have all wheel drive.
4. I should be allowed to make ridiculously big jumps with out fear of a ceiling or cramped space.
5. A man doesn't die from slight bumps to the head if he's wearing a helmet, or has any sinus fluid. It's like he has a brain aneurysm. Somehow your still rubbery enough to bounce after falling far enough to break your coccyx.

As I see it this came close to being a good game. Real close. But the riders ass should be glued to the seat and the suspention IN THE BIKE should wobble. Not the rider and his rotating feet. I can't be the only one who got the glitch where the guy's spine snaps and his pelvis thrust forward cause I landed to hard. If your going to time us, let us go FAST. Put a delaying animation in the turn around so it doesn't feel so cheap. It could be argued some of these things were put in to make it harder, but instead they come out feeling tedious. It's one of those games that are bad in a way that makes you want to beat it out of spite.

Score: 7

"Was that a british comedy reference?"

submission: Doc Ock

date: October 27, 2005

I could have sworn I heard a clip in there from Black Adder. Good stuff

Score: 4

"Ugh..."

submission: Inuyasha's Halloween

date: October 26, 2005

OK this had alot going for it. It looked sharp but needed better animation. Lucky for you that show doesn't lipsync. Those actors were great. Way better than what belongs online. The sound clips were "accurate" with a admirable amout of detail. As fans of the show I understand why you wanted to be as close looking as possible, but the only way you can respect anyone combining the words "fiction" with "fan" is if they either make a perfect facimily of the original, or go your a direction thats different enough to "make it your own". The way Rumiko Takahashi writes caricter interactions is annoying enough, and you somehow made them worse. They went from two dumbass kids to your two brats. I'm sure that fighting sounded funny at first but it just comes out imature. They main failure here is in the writing. Just throw in some gags that are better than than your ending and you'll have parody.